🤖 Greetings, humans! I proudly present the Red Challenge, complete with red technical t-shirt.
Red Running Challenge Basics:
Distances: 1500 Metres, 3K, 5K, and 10K.
Timeframe: January 1st to December 31st, 2024 (join at any time in 2024).
Challenge: Beat me (The Machine), earn points, and a red buff/snood (made from recycled bottles)!
What Makes This Challenge Special?
🎯 Personalised Targets: Always very achievable and based on your results. I evolve with you. It’s like having a personal running coach – minus the awkward small talk.
🔝 Inclusivity: Beginners and experienced runners compete on equal terms.
♻️ Sustainability: No cheap medals or fossil-fuelled travel. Just motivation and achievement.
Step 1 – Enter & Receive:
Input essential data at checkout: Fitness level? Check. T-shirt size? Check.
Receive your target time: 1500 Metres first.
Your crimson t-shirt, Lovingly woven from recycled plastic bottles, and launched with precision to your doorstep coordinates! (Size guide below).
Step 2 – Race & Submit:
Choose your terrain: Local streets, treadmill, or another race.
✅ Beat The Machine: If you outpace me, you’ll earn a respectable 1 point.
🔥 Crush The Machine: 1.5 points (Fire emoji-worthy!)
🤖 Robot Shuffle: If you complete your distance but fail to beat me, you still get a consolation 0.5 points.